sadweens:

this party is invite only

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

150,317 plays
1,955,423 plays

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

shingekinoswaggie:

thetwelfthregenerations:

splendiferousmind:

Behold! Halloween.

Not many people will get this custome .


I’m pretty sure everyone gets this costume